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Topic:   Two priests

pumpkin Prowler Junkie Posts: 7907 From: Las Cruces, NM, USA Registered: DEC 2001

posted 10-31-2005 09:01 AM          > >Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation.  They were determined to >make it a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as > >clergy. As soon as the plane landed, they headed for a store and bought >some >really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc... > >The next morning, they went to the beach, dressed in their "tourist" garb. >They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the >scenery when a "drop dead gorgeous" topless blonde in a thong bikini came >walking straight towards them. They couldn't help but stare. > >As the blonde passed them, she smiled and said, "Good morning, Father, Good > >morning, Father," nodding and addressing each of them, then moved on. > >  They were both stunned. How in the world did she know they were priests? >The next day, they went back to the store and bought even more outrageous >outfits.  These were so loud you could HEAR them before you even saw them. >Once again, the two priests (incognito) settled on the beach, in their >chairs to enjoy the sunshine. > >After a while, the same gorgeous topless blonde, wearing a string bikini, >taking her sweet time, came walking toward them.  Again, she nodded at each > >of them, said "Good morning, >Father," and started to walk away. > >One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said, "Just a minute, >young lady..." > >"Yes?" she replied. > >"We ARE priests, and proud of it, but I have to know How in the world did >YOU know we are priests, dressed as we are?" > >"Father," she replied, "it's me, Sister Mary Francis." >

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