posted 10-29-2005 12:59 AM         

 Living on Earth is expensive,
 but it does include a free trip
 around the sun every year.
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 How long a minute is
 depends on what side of the
 bathroom door you're on.
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 Birthdays are good for you;
 the more you have,
 the longer you live.
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Happiness comes through doors you
 didn't even know you left open.
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 Ever notice that the people who are late
 are often much jollier
 than the people who have to wait for them?
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 Most of us go to our grave
 with our music still inside of us.
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If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day,
 how come nothing is free yet?
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 You may be only one person in the world,
 but you may also be the world to one person.
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Some mistakes are too much fun
 to only make once.
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Don't cry because it's over;
 smile because it happened.
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 We could learn a lot from crayons:
 some are sharp, some are pretty,
 some are dull, some have weird names,
 and all are different colors....but
 they all exist very nicely in the same box.
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 A truly happy person is one who
 can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
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