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Topic: How to pass an immigration test in the United
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Snoman unregistered Posts: 8492 From: Oakfield, WI, USA Registered: MAR 2002
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posted 10-26-2005 08:48 AM
Mujibar was trying to get into the USA legally through Immigration. The Officer said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except there is one more test. Unless you pass it you cannot enter the United States of America. Mujibar said, "I am ready." The officer said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green." Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister Officer, I am ready." The Officer said, "Go ahead." Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'" ....Mujibar now lives in a neighborhood near you and works for Verizon in their Customer Service Department
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pumpkin Prowler Junkie Posts: 7907 From: Las Cruces, NM, USA Registered: DEC 2001
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posted 10-26-2005 09:34 AM
Why is the test so hard?
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ed monahan Prowler Junkie Posts: 33595 From: Cincinnati, OH Registered: JUL 2000
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posted 10-26-2005 07:49 PM
That is a classic.
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Kevin A Prowler Junkie Posts: 1730 From: Gahanna, Ohio Registered: SEP 2002
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posted 10-27-2005 07:35 AM
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Correction: ....Mujibar now lives in Cincinnati and has a shiny new Candy Prowler
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mayordoug Prowler Junkie Posts: 71 From: Sterling, CO USA Registered: MAY 2002
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posted 10-27-2005 08:23 AM
I thought I saw Mujibar at 7-11 yesterday.
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Snoman unregistered Posts: 71 From: Sterling, CO USA Registered: MAY 2002
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posted 10-27-2005 08:57 AM
I saw him at BP here in town man that guy gets around
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ed monahan Prowler Junkie Posts: 33595 From: Cincinnati, OH Registered: JUL 2000
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posted 10-27-2005 09:07 PM
Cincinnati is so far behind the times we are still trying to cope with the influx of Germans, Italians and Irish. They actually changed the names of the German streets here back during the big war.
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Kevin A Prowler Junkie Posts: 1730 From: Gahanna, Ohio Registered: SEP 2002
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posted 10-28-2005 07:09 AM
But they still have the "Over the Rhine" section of town. But very few Germans there while I lived in the Queen City.
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ed monahan Prowler Junkie Posts: 33595 From: Cincinnati, OH Registered: JUL 2000
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posted 10-29-2005 02:02 AM
In Over the Rhine, they even had a PEASLEBURG section. I would say zero Germans there now.
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