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Bcoffman Gray Ghost Prowler Junkie Posts: 2418 From: Marshall,Mo.65340 Registered: DEC 2002	posted 10-23-2005 10:34 AM A man was walking home alone late one foggy night, when he hears BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... behind him. Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him ... faster... faster... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping ... clappity-BUMP... clappity-BUMP... clappity-BUMP... ..............................on the heels of the terrified man. Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps. With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door. Bumping and clapping toward him. The man screams and reaches for something, anything... but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup! Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket... and, (hopefully your're ready for this!!!) ...............the coffin stops.
Fat Pat Prowler Junkie Posts: 1242 From: Blue Springs, Missouri, USA Registered: DEC 2004	posted 10-23-2005 10:48 AM Oh Geeez....that has to be a Miami or DeWitt joke!!
pumpkin Prowler Junkie Posts: 7907 From: Las Cruces, NM, USA Registered: DEC 2001	posted 10-23-2005 12:52 PM
Bcoffman Gray Ghost Prowler Junkie Posts: 2418 From: Marshall,Mo.65340 Registered: DEC 2002	posted 10-23-2005 02:23 PM quote: Originally posted by Fat Pat: Oh Geeez....that has to be a Miami or DeWitt joke!! BS
ed monahan Prowler Junkie Posts: 33595 From: Cincinnati, OH Registered: JUL 2000	posted 10-23-2005 08:39 PM Go this from Butchcee http://www.msn.americangreetings.com/view.pd?i=382219626&m=1652&rr=y&sou

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