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Bcoffman Gray Ghost Prowler Junkie Posts: 2418 |
posted 10-20-2005 07:01 AM
> > > The Irishman: One day an Irishman, who had been > > > stranded on a desert island for over 10 years, saw a > > > speck on the horizon. "It's certainly not a ship," > > > he thought. As the speck got closer and closer he > > > began to rule out the possibilities of a small boat > > > and even a raft. > > > > > > Suddenly, there emerged from the surf a wet-suited, > > > black-clad figure. Putting aside the scuba gear and > > > the mask, there stood a drop-dead gorgeous blonde > > > woman. The glamorous blonde strode up to the stunned > > > Irishman and said to him, "Tell me, how long has it > > > been since you've had a cigarette?" > > > > > > "Ten years," replied the amazed Irishman. With that, > > > she reached over and unzipped a waterproof pocket on > > > the left sleeve of her wetsuit and pulled out a > > > fresh pack of cigarettes. He takes one, lights it > > > and takes a long drag. "Faith and begorrah," said > > > the Irishman, "that is so good, I'd almost forgotten > > > how great a smoke can be!" "And how long has it been > > > since you've had a drop of good Irish whiskey?" > > > asked the blonde. Trembling, the castaway replied, > > > "Ten years." At this, the gorgeous blonde reaches > > > over to her right sleeve, unzips the pocket, removes > > > a flask and hands it to him. The Irishman opens the > > > flask and takes a long drink. "Tis nectar of the > > > gods! he exclaimed. "Tis truly fantastic!" At this > > > point, the beautiful blonde starts to slowly unzip > > > the long front of her wetsuit, right down the > > > middle. She looked at the trembling man and asked, > > > "And how long has it been since you played around?" > > > With tears in his eyes, the Irishman fell to his > > > knees and sobbed, "Sweet Je$u$! Don't tell me you've > > > got golf clubs in there, too!" |
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pumpkin Prowler Junkie Posts: 7907 |
posted 10-20-2005 08:54 AM
Just spilled my coffee.  |
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Fat Pat Prowler Junkie Posts: 1242 |
posted 10-20-2005 08:48 PM
I don't drink coffee...I just spilled my martini!! |
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Snoman unregistered Posts: 1242 |
posted 10-20-2005 09:41 PM
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whiskers Prowler Junkie Posts: 113 |
posted 10-20-2005 10:53 PM
I know an Irish golfer that will probably burst open when he reads this! ------------------ |
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