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Tytanium-K
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From: Sweet Home Northern Bama, USA
Registered: JUL 2004

posted 10-19-2005 08:58 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Tytanium-K     
ATM

A sign in the Bank Lobby reads: "Please note that this Bank
is installing new Drive-through teller machines enabling
customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.
Customers using this new facility are requested to use the
procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts!

After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE procedures
have been developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender."

MALE PROCEDURE:

1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.
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FEMALE PROCEDURE:

1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car
window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to
locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and
hang up
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to
its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written
on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place
receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card
into the slot provided.
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.


wuzzzer
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From: St. Cloud MN
Registered: JUN 2002

posted 10-19-2005 10:14 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for wuzzzer     
Ah yes. And why when I'm in a hurry do I always get behind a female ATM user?

Bcoffman Gray Ghost
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Posts: 2418
From: Marshall,Mo.65340
Registered: DEC 2002

posted 10-19-2005 10:48 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Bcoffman Gray Ghost     


ed monahan
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Posts: 33595
From: Cincinnati, OH
Registered: JUL 2000

posted 10-19-2005 08:50 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for ed monahan     
Why are there Braille pads at the ATM drive thrus?

RED5
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Posts: 2167
From: USA
Registered: JUN 2004

posted 10-19-2005 10:31 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for RED5     
Great one!!

Ed I've always wondered that.
I found an answer........

This message has been edited by RED5 on 10-19-2005 at 10:36 PM

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