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Topic: Biology Test
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prowlrman Prowler Junkie Posts: 1724 From: Phoenix, AZ USA Registered: FEB 2003
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posted 10-11-2005 10:14 AM
Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam.The last question was, "Name seven advantages of Mothers Milk," worth 70 points or none at all. One student who had also partied the night before, was hard put to think of seven advantages. He wrote: 1. It is perfect formula for the child. 2. It provides immunity against several diseases. 3. It is always at the right temperature. 4. It is inexpensive. 5. It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa. 6. It is always available as needed. And then, the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell indicating the end of the test rang, he wrote: 7. "It comes in such cute containers". . . . . . . He got an "A"
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Fat Pat Prowler Junkie Posts: 1242 From: Blue Springs, Missouri, USA Registered: DEC 2004
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posted 10-11-2005 05:05 PM
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pumpkin Prowler Junkie Posts: 7907 From: Las Cruces, NM, USA Registered: DEC 2001
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posted 10-11-2005 06:01 PM
He is right on for #7
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Chromer Prowler Junkie Posts: 2723 From: Denver, Colorado, USA Registered: DEC 2000
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posted 10-11-2005 07:21 PM
This message has been edited by Chromer on 10-11-2005 at 07:25 PM
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Lone Ranger Prowler Junkie Posts: 2120 From: Sedalia Mo USA Registered: MAY 2003
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posted 10-11-2005 10:40 PM
I don't get it.
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Fat Pat Prowler Junkie Posts: 1242 From: Blue Springs, Missouri, USA Registered: DEC 2004
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posted 10-12-2005 04:48 AM
Don't feel too badly Jim...AC didn't "get it" either!! Closest he has ever been to one of those "cute containers" is....he seen a pic from Sturgis!!
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ALLEY CAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 36093 From: Mesa, Az Registered: JUL 2000
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posted 10-12-2005 07:45 AM
"he seen a pic from Sturgis!!"Pat - I've been to Sturgis three times,,,,,I was one of the judges!
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