Things I have learned from watching the news on TV during the last eight days:

-The hurricane only hit black family's property
-New Orleans was devastated and no other city was affected by the hurricane
-Mississippi is reported to have a tree blown down
-New Orleans has no white people
-The hurricane blew a limb off a tree in the yard of an Alabama resident
-When you are hungry after a hurricane steal a big screen TV
-The hurricane did 23 billion dollars in improvements to New Orleans: now that city is welfare free, looters free and gang free. All of them are in your city now.
-White people don't make good news stories
-Don't give thanks to the thousands that came to help rescue you, instead bi*** because the government hasn't given you a debit card yet
-Only black family members got separated in the hurricane rescue efforts
-Ignore warnings to evacuate and the government will come get you and give you money for being stupid