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Bcoffman Gray Ghost
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From: Marshall,Mo.65340
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posted 09-19-2005 05:30 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Bcoffman Gray Ghost     

The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done there were three finalists. Two men and a woman.

For the last test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her!"

The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."

The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."

The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

Finally it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow.

"This gun is loaded with blanks," she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair."

MORAL: Women are evil. Don't mess with them.





halicat
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From: Marshall,Mo.65340
Registered: DEC 2002

posted 09-19-2005 05:59 PM           
now thats funny !!!!!!!


pumpkin
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posted 09-20-2005 12:28 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for pumpkin     


Fat Pat
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From: Blue Springs, Missouri, USA
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posted 09-20-2005 05:05 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Fat Pat     
Nothing worse than a badass woman...AC is the expert on that!!


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