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posted 08-31-2005 11:17 PM         

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A Texas Panhandle rancher and his wife were bickering while
holidaying in France. They were still hardly speaking to
each other after being seated in a fancy French restaurant
for dinner.

When the waiter arrived the rancher said: "I'll have a big,
thick porterhouse steak."

The waiter replied: "Monsieur ... what about ze mad cow?"

To which the rancher replied, "She'll have a salad."

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From: Las Cruces, NM, USA
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From: New Castle, Ind
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posted 09-01-2005 01:50 AM         

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I think I dated her one time when I was drunk.....

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From: Blue Springs, Missouri, USA
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From: Marshall,Mo.65340
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posted 09-01-2005 11:12 AM         

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Originally posted by Fat Pat:
I think I was married to her...and I was sober!!

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Pat, 3:30 AM ??????

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From: SUGAR LAND, TX. USA
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posted 09-01-2005 02:14 PM         

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Originally posted by Snoman:
Thats one of my sisters

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Was her name Bertha Butt, one of the Butt sisters?

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From: Pembroke, MA USA
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posted 09-01-2005 10:20 PM         

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Originally posted by Bcoffman Gray Ghost:
Pat, 3:30 AM ??????

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Early in the morning so no one there could read what he typed. Otherwise he would be "Flat Fat Pat"

This message has been edited by chasmccart on 09-01-2005 at 10:20 PM

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