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Dale Beaman
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Posts: 2699
From: Lexington, KY, USA
Registered: AUG 2002

posted 08-22-2005 09:36 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Dale Beaman     
> A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined
> his flashlight around,
> looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD
> player to place in his
> sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the
> dark saying, "Jesus is
> watching you."
> He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his
> flashlight off, and froze.
> When heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his
> head, promised himself a
> vacation after the next big score, then clicked the
> light on and began
> searching for more valuables.
> Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could
> disconnect the wires, clear as
> a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked
> out, he shined his light
> around frantically, looking for the source of the
> voice. Finally, the
> corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest
> on a parrot.
> Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.
> "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm
> just trying to warn you."
>
> The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world
> are you?"
> "Moses," replied the bird.
> "Moses?" the burglar laughed.. "What kind of people
> would name a bird
> Moses?"
> "The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler
Jesus."


ed monahan
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From: Cincinnati, OH
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posted 08-22-2005 01:10 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for ed monahan     
Dale, good one.

Kraut
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Posts: 1300
From: Plymouth, MI
Registered: OCT 2002

posted 08-22-2005 03:01 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Kraut     


Xray
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Posts: 181
From: Huntsville AL US
Registered: OCT 2004

posted 08-22-2005 06:50 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Xray     


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