posted 08-08-2005 04:30 PM         

1. When a co-worker comes in a little too happy singing "good morning" to
everyone and you think, "Somebody needs to slap the sh!t out of her"...
You need to pray at work..

2. When someone comes in and announces, "office meeting in 5 minutes," and
you think, "what the f..k do they want now?".....
You need to pray at work.

3. When your computer is mysteriously turned off and you want to say,
"which one of you sons of b!tches turned off my computer?"......
You need to pray at work.

4. When you and a co-worker are discussing something, and a third person
comes in and says, "well at my last office...", and you want to throw a
stapler at him.....
You need to pray at work.

5. When you hear a co-worker call your name and the first thing that
crosses your mind is, "what the hell does this b!tch want now?" and you try
to hide underneath your desk.........
You need to pray at work.

6. When you are asked to stay late and help do someone else's work and the
first thing that pops in your head is, "both of y'all can kiss my a$$!!"....
You need to pray at work.

7. When you're in the elevator and it stops to pick up someone who stood
for five minutes waiting for the darn thing only to go DOWN one floor, and
you say "that lazy b@stard"......
You need to pray at work.

8. When you take some vacation time and come back to find a mountain of
paperwork sitting on your desk because no one else would do it and you
think, "sorry a$$ M#$^% F%&#s".......
You need to pray at work.

9. If you have ever thought about poisoning, choking, punching, slapping,
or flattening someone's tires that you work with......
You need to pray at work.

10. If you avoid saying more than "hello" or "how are you doing" to someone
because you know it's going to lead to their life story.....
You need to pray at work.