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ed monahan
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posted 07-25-2005 11:55 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for ed monahan     
My new neighbor told me that his niece saw her grandfather early one morning before he shaved or combed his hair and said, "Grandpa you look just like that guy at Taco Bell that you won't let me talk to." Ouch!


GenoTex
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posted 07-26-2005 12:16 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for GenoTex     
good un' Ed


Here's an email I got today... Since it's almost about railroadin' I knew you'd like it.... enjoy

A member of the Mormon Church researching his family’s
history was embarrassed to come across a relative
named Remus Starr who was hanged for horse stealing
and train robbery in Montana in 1889.

The only known photograph of Remus shows
him standing on the gallows. On the back of the
picture is this inscription: "Remus Starr, horse
thief, sent to Montana Territorial Prison 1883,
escaped 1887, robbed the Montana Flyer six times.
Caught by Pinkerton detectives, convicted and hanged
in 1889."

The story goes that in a family history
subsequently written by this amateur genealogist,
Remus' picture is scanned, edited with computer
software, and cropped as an enlarged image, so that
all that is seen is a head shot. The accompanying
biographic sketch was tweaked as follows:

"Remus Starr was a famous cowboy in the
Montana Territory. His business empire grew to
include acquisition of valuable equestrian assets and
intimate dealings with the Montana railroad.
Beginning in 1883 he devoted several years of his life
to service at a government facility, finally taking
leave to resume his dealings with the railroad. In
l887, he was a key player in a vital investigation run
by the renowned Pinkerton Detective Agency. In l889,
Remus passed away during an important civic function
held in his honor when the platform upon which he was
standing collapsed."


ed monahan
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posted 07-27-2005 12:07 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for ed monahan     
Must have one of Bill Clinton's forefathers with that spin on the story. lol


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