Gene Prowler Junkie Posts: 1256 From: St.Petersburg,Fl USA Registered: JUL 2002
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posted 07-07-2005 11:13 PM
> >>> >>> > > > "51 Days" >>> > > > >>> > > > A bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, >>> > > > when the door bursts open and in come four >>> > > > exuberant blondes. They come up to the bar, order >>> > > > five bottles of champagne and ten glasses, take >>> > > > their order over and sit down at a large table. The >>> > > > corks are popped, the glasses are filled and they >>> > > > begin toasting and chanting, "51 days, 51 days, 51 >>> > > > days!" >>> > > > >>> > > > Soon, three more blondes arrive, take up their drinks >>> > > > and the chanting grows. "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!" >>> > > > >>> > > > Two more blondes show up and soon their voices are >>> > > > joined in raising the roof. "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!" >>> > > > >>> > > > Finally, the tenth blonde comes in with a picture under >>> > > > her arm. She walks over to the table, sets the picture >>> > > > in the middle and the table erupts. Up jumps the >>> > > > others, they begin dancing around the table, exchanging >>> > > > high-fives, all the while chanting "51 days, 51 days, 51 >>> > > > days!" >>> > > > >>> > > > The bartender can't contain his curiosity any longer, so >>> > > > he walks over to the table. There in the center is a >>> > > > beautifully framed puzzle of the Cookie Monster. >>> > > > When the frenzy dies down a little bit, the bartender >>> > > > asks one of the blondes, "What's all the chanting and >>> > > > celebration about? >>> > > > >>> > > > The blonde who brought in the picture pipes in, "Everyone >>> > > > thinks that blondes are dumb and they make fun of us. >>> > > > So, we decided to set the record straight. Ten of us got >>> > > > together, bought that puzzle and put it together. . .the side >>> > > > of the box said 2-4 years, but we put it together in 51 days!" >>> > > >
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