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Gene
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posted 07-07-2005 11:13 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Gene     

>
>>>
>>> > > > "51 Days"
>>> > > >
>>> > > > A bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day,
>>> > > > when the door bursts open and in come four
>>> > > > exuberant blondes. They come up to the bar, order
>>> > > > five bottles of champagne and ten glasses, take
>>> > > > their order over and sit down at a large table. The
>>> > > > corks are popped, the glasses are filled and they
>>> > > > begin toasting and chanting, "51 days, 51 days, 51
>>> > > > days!"
>>> > > >
>>> > > > Soon, three more blondes arrive, take up their drinks
>>> > > > and the chanting grows. "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!"
>>> > > >
>>> > > > Two more blondes show up and soon their voices are
>>> > > > joined in raising the roof. "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!"
>>> > > >
>>> > > > Finally, the tenth blonde comes in with a picture under
>>> > > > her arm. She walks over to the table, sets the picture
>>> > > > in the middle and the table erupts. Up jumps the
>>> > > > others, they begin dancing around the table, exchanging
>>> > > > high-fives, all the while chanting "51 days, 51 days, 51
>>> > > > days!"
>>> > > >
>>> > > > The bartender can't contain his curiosity any longer, so
>>> > > > he walks over to the table. There in the center is a
>>> > > > beautifully framed puzzle of the Cookie Monster.
>>> > > > When the frenzy dies down a little bit, the bartender
>>> > > > asks one of the blondes, "What's all the chanting and
>>> > > > celebration about?
>>> > > >
>>> > > > The blonde who brought in the picture pipes in, "Everyone
>>> > > > thinks that blondes are dumb and they make fun of us.
>>> > > > So, we decided to set the record straight. Ten of us got
>>> > > > together, bought that puzzle and put it together. . .the side
>>> > > > of the box said 2-4 years, but we put it together in 51 days!"
>>> > > >


tangled up in BLUE
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posted 07-08-2005 03:30 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for tangled up in BLUE     

I forwarded this to some light haired friends of mine....

This message has been edited by tangled up in BLUE on 07-08-2005 at 03:31 AM

Marty Usher
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posted 07-08-2005 07:23 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Marty Usher     
I know a few people I can send this too!


pumpkin
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posted 07-08-2005 08:21 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for pumpkin     


halicat
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posted 07-08-2005 12:20 PM           


Lone Ranger
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posted 07-09-2005 05:11 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lone Ranger     



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