A Jamaican fireman came home from work one day and said to his wife:

"Y'know sumpin, we have a wonderful new system at de fire station.

Bell 1 rings- we put on our jackets.

Bell 2 rings - we slide down de pole.

Bell 3 rings- we jump on de ingine and we's ready to go.

From now on, when I says' bell one' I want you to strip naked.

When I says 'bell two' you jump on de bed.

When I says 'Belltree' we's gonna mek love alltru de night."

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> > >The next night he came home and shouted 'Bell One' and she stripped naked.

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> > >'Bell Two' and she jumped on the bed.

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> > >'Bell Tree' and they started to make love.

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> > >After a few minutes the wife yelled out "Bell Four".

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