One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been
there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back
some fruit. When he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting
and laughing with glee.

As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence, and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

The old man frowned and said, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies
swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked."

Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."