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pumpkin
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posted 06-22-2005 09:39 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for pumpkin     
Apples and Wine

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.

Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of

falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just take the rotten apples from

the ground that aren't as good, but easy.

The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality,

they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along,

the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Now Men...... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up

to women to stomp the **** out of them until they turn into something

acceptable to have dinner with.

This message has been edited by pumpkin on 06-22-2005 at 09:44 AM

halicat
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From: Las Cruces, NM, USA
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posted 06-22-2005 04:40 PM           
my wife liked this one


ouch !!!


Ed W.
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From: Port Huron, MI USA
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posted 06-22-2005 05:03 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ed W.     
Hey Jim, I think she meant "something barely

acceptable to have dinner with."

This message has been edited by Ed W. on 06-22-2005 at 05:04 PM

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