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From: Marshall,Mo.65340
Registered: DEC 2002

posted 06-21-2005 05:46 PM

Zen Wisdom .... kind of
> >
> >
> >1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me,
> for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much
leave
> me the heck alone.
> >
> >2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a
> leaky tire.
> >
> >3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your
> neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
> >
> >4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be
> promoted.
> >
> >5. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.
> >
> >6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
> >
> >7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of
car
> payments.
> >
> >8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.
> That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their
> shoes.
> >
> >9. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
> >
> >10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish,
> and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
> >
> >11. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was
> probably worth it.
> >
> >12. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
> >
> >13. Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield.
> >
> >14. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
> >
> >15. Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes
from
> bad judgment.
> >
> >16. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put
it
> back in your pocket.
> >
> >17. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
> >
> >18. Duct tape is like 'The Force'. It has a light side and a dark side,
> and it holds the universe together.
> >
> >19. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
> >
> >20. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are
> moving.
> >
> >21. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
> >
> >22. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
> >
> >23. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative
on
> the same night.
> >

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