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Bcoffman Gray Ghost Prowler Junkie Posts: 2418 |
posted 06-21-2005 05:42 PM
Some random thoughts > > > >1. Jesse Jackson, Jim Bakker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an > impressive new book. It's called, "Ministers Do More Than Lay People." > > > >2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary. > > > >3. The difference between the Pope and your boss .... the Pope only > expects you to kiss his ring. > > > >4. My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it's gone. > > > >5. The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in the > bathroom. > > > >6. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the > drink spilled and that ice, ... well, it really chilled the mood. > > > >7. It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now, of course, > there's shipping and handling, too. > > > >8. A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the > impression that he just cleaned the whole house. > > > >9. My next house will have no kitchen - just vending machines and a large > trash can. > > > >10. A blonde said, "I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me > off. I was relieved when he told me all I needed was turn signal fluid." > > > >11. I'm so depressed. My doctor refused to write me a prescription for > Viagra. He said it would be like putting a new flagpole on a condemned > building. > > > >12. My neighbor was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to see how he was > and found him writing frantically on a piece of paper. I told him rabies > could be cured and he didn't have to worry about a Will. He said, "Will? > What Will? I'm making a list of the people I want to bite." > > > >13. Definition of a teenager? God's punishment for enjoying sex. > > > >14. As we slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point > the wrong way................... > > > >15. Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable to cry > in a Porsche than in a Hyundai. > |
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CJ Prowler Junkie Posts: 18860 |
posted 06-21-2005 05:53 PM
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pumpkin Prowler Junkie Posts: 7907 |
posted 06-21-2005 06:05 PM
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