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Bob Miller
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posted 06-21-2005 12:39 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Bob Miller     
A guy walks into a bar in West Virginia and orders a white wine.

All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the north.

The bartender says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?"

The guy says, "No, I'm from Canada."

The bartender says, "What do you do in Canada?"

The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."

The bartender says, "A taxidermist? What in tarnation is a taxidermist?

Do you drive a taxi?"

No, a taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi. I mount animals."

The bartender grins and hollers, "It's okay boys. He's one of us."



pumpkin
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posted 06-21-2005 12:43 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for pumpkin     


Fat Pat
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posted 06-21-2005 02:54 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Fat Pat     


CJ
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posted 06-21-2005 06:03 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for CJ     
Oh, that's bad!


Dustis
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From: Rochester Hills, MI USA
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posted 06-21-2005 06:05 PM           
.....could have sweared the bar is around here.....

This message has been edited by Dustis on 06-21-2005 at 06:06 PM

SirReal
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From: Burtonsville,Md Good ole U.S.A
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posted 06-22-2005 04:55 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for SirReal     
Sorry but all West Virginians know what a taxidermist is, what with all of the practice we get from stuffin' upity folks that make fun of us. LOL Now what's yer address there BOB!?

This message has been edited by SirReal on 06-22-2005 at 06:05 PM

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