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Bcoffman Gray Ghost Prowler Junkie Posts: 2418 |
posted 06-13-2005 08:09 AM
> >> A man standing in line at a check out counter of a grocery store was > >> very surprised when a very attractive woman behind him said, "Hello!" > >> Her face was beaming. > >> > >> > >> > >> He gave her that "who are you look," and couldn't remember ever having > >> seen her before. > >> > >> > >> > >> Then, noticing his look, she figured she had made a mistake and > >> apologized. "Look," she said "I'm really sorry but when I first saw you, > >> I thought you were the father of one of my children," and walked out of > >> the store. > >> > >> > >> > >> The guy was dumbfounded and thought to himself, "What the hell is the > >> world coming to? Here is an attractive woman who can't keep track of who > >> fathers her children! " > >> > >> > >> > >> Then he got a little panicky. "I don't remember her," he thought but, > >> MAYBE....during one of the wild parties he had been to when he was in > >> college, perhaps he did father her child! > >> > >> > >> > >> He ran from the store and caught her in the parking lot and asked, "Are > >> you the girl I met at a party in college and then we got really drunk > >> and had wild crazy sex on the pool table in front of everyone?" > >> > >> > >> > >> "No", she said with a horrified look on her face. "I'm your son's second > >> grade teacher!" > >> |
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Lone Ranger Prowler Junkie Posts: 2120 |
posted 06-13-2005 09:33 AM
Great punch line.
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pumpkin Prowler Junkie Posts: 7907 |
posted 06-13-2005 10:05 AM
Scary |
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