Author	Topic:   Fishing trip
Bcoffman Gray Ghost Prowler Junkie Posts: 2418 From: Marshall,Mo.65340 Registered: DEC 2002	posted 06-08-2005 06:19 AM          > >> At a Senior Citizen's luncheon, an elderly > >>> gentleman and an elderly lady > >>> struck up a conversation and discovered that > >>> they both loved to fish. > >>> > >>> Since both of them were widowed, > >>> they decided to go fishing together the next day. > >>> > >>> The gentleman picked the lady up, and they > >>> headed to the river to his fishing boat and > >>> started out on their adventure. > >>> > >>> They were riding down the river when there was a > >>> fork in the river, and the gentleman asked the lady, > >>> > >>> > >>> "Do you want to go up or down?" > >>> > >>> All of a sudden the lady stripped off her shirt > >>> and pants and made mad passionate love to the man > >>> right there in the boat! > >>> > >>> When they finished, the man couldn't believe > >>> what had just happened, but he had just experienced > >>> the best sex that he'd had in years. > >>> > >>> They fished for a while and continued on down the > >>> river, when > >>> soon they came upon another fork in the river. > >>> > >>> He again asked the lady, "Up or down ?" > >>> > >>> There she went again, stripped off her clothes, > >>> and made wild passionate love to him again. > >>> > >>> This really impressed the elderly gentleman, so > >>> he asked her to go fishing again the next day. > >>> > >>> She said yes and there they were the next day, > >>> riding in the boat when they came upon the fork in > >>> river, and the elderly gentleman asked, "Up or down > >>> ?" > >>> > >>> The woman replied, "Down." > >>> > >>> A little puzzled and disappointed, the gentleman > >>> guided the boat down the river when he came upon > >>> another fork in the river and he asked the > >>> lady,"Up or down ?" > >>> > >>> She replied, "Up." > >>> > >>> This really confused the gentleman so he asked, > >>> "What's the deal? Yesterday, every time I asked > >>> you if you wanted to go up or down you made mad > >>> passionate love to me. Now today, nothing!" > >>> > >>> She replied, "Well, yesterday I wasn't wearing > >>> my hearing aid and I thought the choices were > >>> f*#k or drown." > >>
pumpkin Prowler Junkie Posts: 7907 From: Las Cruces, NM, USA Registered: DEC 2001	posted 06-08-2005 09:35 AM          Very funny

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