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GenoTex
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From: Oakfield, WI, USA
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posted 06-07-2005 08:42 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for GenoTex     
BBQ -- It's the only type of cooking a real man will do. When a man
volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into
motion:

1) The woman buys the food.
2) The woman makes the salad, vegetables, and dessert.
3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along
with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man
who is lounging beside the grill -- beer in hand.

Here comes the important part:
4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

More routine....
5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He
thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals
with the situation.

Further important activity:
7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL
AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

More routine.....
8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins,
sauces, and brings them to the table.
9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

And most of all .
10) Everyone PRAISES the man and THANKS him for his cooking efforts.
11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon
seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing
some women!


Wayne Finch
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posted 06-07-2005 11:13 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Wayne Finch     


Catwoman
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posted 06-07-2005 11:16 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Catwoman     
you mean the man is actually supposed to be at the bbq???? And all this time I thought he was in front of the tv, waiting to be served. hmmmmmm...................


Lone Ranger
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posted 06-07-2005 12:13 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lone Ranger     
quote:
Originally posted by Catwoman:
you mean the man is actually supposed to be at the bbq???? And all this time I thought he was in front of the tv, waiting to be served. hmmmmmm...................

That's the way it works at my house. lol

Man and his remote...it's a beautiful thing.


pumpkin
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From: Las Cruces, NM, USA
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posted 06-07-2005 04:08 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for pumpkin     
Works in my house. Pat don't read this.


Fat Pat
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posted 06-07-2005 05:03 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Fat Pat     
I already read it Pumpkin....oh, you meant your better 1/2!!LOL


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