posted 06-06-2005 02:04 PM         

The Officer said: "Pedro, you have passed all the tests, except there
is one more test. Unless you pass it you cannot enter the U.S."

Pedro said, " I am ready."

The officer said "Make a sentence using Yellow, Pink, and Green."

Pedro thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister Officer, I am ready."

The Officer said "Go ahead."

Pedro said "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up,
and say, "Yellow, this is Pedro.'

posted 06-07-2005 07:48 AM         

But "illegal" is "illegal" and unless people come into this country "legally" then they need to go home. We need to stop issuing drivers licenses to "illegals."

posted 06-07-2005 08:40 AM         

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Originally posted by ed monahan:
Down there you have illegal aliens, up here we are overrun with retired butchers. If it ain't one thing, it's another. It is the end of the world, I tell ya....etc
lol

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You could only wish Monahan, lol. I hope you live another 25 years,,,,,they are heading to Cincy!!!

All four of my grand-parents came to this country from Germany back in the late 1890's,,,,they did it legally, learned to speak English, worked long and hard hours to support their families, paid their taxes, never became a burden on the tax rolls, and installed into their children 'respect' for the American flag and the American way of life. I'm sure most of you have similar stories.
God Bless America,,,,,,,,,,,what is left of it

posted 06-07-2005 03:39 PM         

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Originally posted by Rpowell593:
I think I heard once that Canada has an imigration policy, whereby immigrants are required to have a job that will support them and their families and ADD to the culture, economy, and tax base - not ride on the shirt tales of the tax payers. Now that would be a nice idea

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If it is a policy, it is never adhered to. Immigrants can also bring over relatives and they get lifetime free healthcare even though they never contributed a cent. And then welfare and on and on it goes...

posted 06-09-2005 08:36 AM         

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Originally posted by ed monahan:
A/C, do they appreciate this country and do they vote Republican? lol

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Ed - they hate us,,,and they vote Democratic,,,several times 'each' election, lol. They want those liberal handouts to continue and grow. Why work when they can get free healthcare, free food stamps, low cost housing, free education for the kids, and free tv's and cars when the neighbors are out working [just steal them]. I think Neal Diamond once sang it: Their Coming to America!
3,500 cross into Arizona,,,,,every day!!! Its the end of the world,,,I tell ya,,,,,the end of the world.

Last election, Az voters voted overwhelmingly in favor of our Prop. 200 = NO ASSISTANCE to "ILLEGALS". Problem is with a Democratic governor and Democratic Att. General at the helm,,,,,no enforcement is taking place.

posted 06-09-2005 09:14 AM         

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Originally posted by ALLEY CAT:
Arizona voters support sending the illegals back to where they came from

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I'm with you AC. When this current Adminsitration quits sucking up to the Latino vote and tightens the border issues, I'll believe what he says, but not until. There are more "overseas" illeagals coming into this Country thru Canada than anywhere else.

posted 06-09-2005 07:31 PM         

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Originally posted by ransom1945:
Pedro was trying to get into the U.S. legally through Immigration.

The Officer said: "Pedro, you have passed all the tests, except there
is one more test. Unless you pass it you cannot enter the U.S."

Pedro said, " I am ready."

The officer said "Make a sentence using Yellow, Pink, and Green."

Pedro thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister Officer, I am ready."

The Officer said "Go ahead."

Pedro said "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up,
and say, "Yellow, this is Pedro.'

Needless to say, Pedro now lives in a neighborhood near you.

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Sorry...I'm not enjoying the joke..I think it's an insensitive generalization and race jokes of any sort have no place on this site (JMO).

I feel that our government has abdicated it's responsiblity to protect lawfully immigrated citizens. What's up? This is an invasion! It's time the government put troops on the border (North and South) to protect the American way of life.

i know just what you mean... a lot of people feel that way in Canada... they jammed the free trade deal down our throats and cost Canadians lots of jobs.. alot of Canadian companies went out of business like Eatons... and all we got was Walmarts....they hire the immigrants for dirt pay who use the money to bring over relatives...... and the profits go south of the border...my own children can't even buy a job.....

posted 06-11-2005 08:20 AM         

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Originally posted by Fat Pat:
We are so lucky to have neighbors like Canadians...wish we could say the same thing for our neighbors to the south.

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Hell Pat,,,,,they have 'free' health care provided,,,,,they don't want to move here, lol.