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Bcoffman Gray Ghost
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Posts: 2418
From: Marshall,Mo.65340
Registered: DEC 2002

posted 06-05-2005 09:36 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Bcoffman Gray Ghost     

> Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day
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> while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph
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> suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the
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> pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She
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> swam to the bottom and pulled Ralph out. When the Director =
became
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> aware of Edna's heroic act, she immediately ordered her to be
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> discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be
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> mentally stable. When she went to tell Edna the news she said,
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> "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're
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> being discharged since you were able to rationally respond to a
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> crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient. I
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> have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad
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> news is, Ralph, the patient you saved, hung himself in the
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> bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am
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> so sorry, but he's dead."
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>
>
> Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. =
How
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> soon can I go home?"
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>


halicat
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From: Marshall,Mo.65340
Registered: DEC 2002

posted 06-05-2005 10:07 AM           
thats insane ......!!


Lone Ranger
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posted 06-05-2005 03:40 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lone Ranger     

I like it.



pumpkin
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From: Las Cruces, NM, USA
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posted 06-05-2005 07:17 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for pumpkin     


Fat Pat
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From: Blue Springs, Missouri, USA
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posted 06-08-2005 03:49 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Fat Pat     
Bill....you are spending wayyy too much time on the CB Radio!!


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