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Topic: Ralph and Edna
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Bcoffman Gray Ghost Prowler Junkie Posts: 2418 From: Marshall,Mo.65340 Registered: DEC 2002
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posted 06-05-2005 09:36 AM
> Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day > > while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph > > suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the > > pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She > > swam to the bottom and pulled Ralph out. When the Director = became > > aware of Edna's heroic act, she immediately ordered her to be > > discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be > > mentally stable. When she went to tell Edna the news she said, > > "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're > > being discharged since you were able to rationally respond to a > > crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient. I > > have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad > > news is, Ralph, the patient you saved, hung himself in the > > bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am > > so sorry, but he's dead." > > > > Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. = How > > soon can I go home?" > >
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halicat unregistered Posts: 2418 From: Marshall,Mo.65340 Registered: DEC 2002
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posted 06-05-2005 10:07 AM
thats insane ......!!
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Lone Ranger Prowler Junkie Posts: 2120 From: Sedalia Mo USA Registered: MAY 2003
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posted 06-05-2005 03:40 PM
I like it.
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pumpkin Prowler Junkie Posts: 7907 From: Las Cruces, NM, USA Registered: DEC 2001
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posted 06-05-2005 07:17 PM
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Fat Pat Prowler Junkie Posts: 1242 From: Blue Springs, Missouri, USA Registered: DEC 2004
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posted 06-08-2005 03:49 PM
Bill....you are spending wayyy too much time on the CB Radio!!
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