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halicat unregistered Posts: 249 From: wixom, mi. usa Registered: DEC 2000	posted 06-04-2005 09:09 AM some of my friends have this farting thing down to a science.....we discussed this topic at length and have decided that farting anywhere , anytime is OK but there are issues that must be addressed before the final decision is made to blow off some methane..... Know your body......... if you are confident that the sound can be kept to a minium or that you have the ability to change the tone or pitch ... your ahead of the game ! some lucky guys (or gals... regardless of what they say, they do fart ) can actually mimic such things as squeaky shoes... chairs dragging on the floor... babies crying..... animals ( meow... woof )... motorcycles.... etc. Utilizing leather furniture can be a great asset ( pun intended ). If you work out and have some muscle control.... the higher pitched spectrum is easier to reach.... Know your Environment...... If you are in a fresh smelling area with only one other person.... it can be challenging... just be creative. However if you are with a crowd... and say... handy to a landfill, or an ethnic restraurant.... all you need to do is contend with the audible aspect of release... It is always handy if there is a pet close by... preferably a dog.... to blame. Determine your End Product....... always remember what you have eaten... if , for instance, you have eaten a can of corn and salad recently..... don't be so quick to squeeze one off... you might have a surprize....it feels like gas but is really turbo powered lettuce....this can be embarrassing and messy.... Always wear brown pants after "potentially dangerous" dinners... just to be safe... thats about it.. if anyone things of any helpful tips......maybe regarding what Beers to avoid..... please wade in... Remember: Never Fart in the Prowler !!!!! its just not right.. happy gassing..... Halicat
pumpkin Prowler Junkie Posts: 7907 From: Las Cruces, NM, USA Registered: DEC 2001	posted 06-04-2005 09:20 AM Good info, I will have more friends now.I think?????? Remember the main word is DRY, you don't want anything wet. This message has been edited by pumpkin on 06-04-2005 at 09:29 AM
halicat unregistered Posts: 7907 From: Las Cruces, NM, USA Registered: DEC 2001	posted 06-04-2005 05:39 PM Norm.. I knew you and I would be the only ones admitting to fart...lets go to the chat room and let off a few DRY ones..
pumpkin Prowler Junkie Posts: 7907 From: Las Cruces, NM, USA Registered: DEC 2001	posted 06-04-2005 05:57 PM Sounds good to me.In fact it does sound good.
halicat unregistered Posts: 7907 From: Las Cruces, NM, USA Registered: DEC 2001	posted 06-04-2005 06:05 PM this just in !.......mans buttocks burned by methane detonation...... please no smoking in the chat room tonight.... MORGANTOWN, W.Va. (AP) - A man who says he was severely burned when a portable toilet exploded after he sat down and lit a cigarette is suing a general contractor and a coal company, accusing them of negligence. John Jenkins, 53, and his wife, Ramona Jenkins, 35, of Brave, Pa., filed the suit Tuesday in county circuit court seeking $10 million in damages from Chisler Inc. and Eastern Associated Coal Corp. The lawsuit claims Jenkins' face, neck, arms, torso and legs were severely burned last July after the cigarette ignited methane gas leaking from a pipe underneath the toilet unit. "When I struck the lighter, the whole thing just detonated - the whole top blew off," said Jenkins, a methane power plant operator with North West Fuels Development Inc. "I can't tell you if it blew me out the door or if I jumped out." Eastern Associated owns the Blacksville property where the explosion occurred. Jenkins alleges that heavy equipment from Chisler Inc. ran over the pipelines before the explosion, causing the methane gas leak. A call to the Charleston office of Peabody Energy, the parent company of Eastern Associated Coal, was not returned. A man who answered the phone at Chisler's office in Fairview said the company would have no comment.
ALLEY CAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 36093 From: Mesa, Az Registered: JUL 2000	posted 06-04-2005 11:36 PM quote: Originally posted by halicat: Norm.. I knew you and I would be the only ones admitting to fart... I can admit that,,,,,,,,,and top it. Mine,,,,No Odor!
halicat unregistered Posts: 36093 From: Mesa, Az Registered: JUL 2000	posted 06-05-2005 07:45 AM AC, How much do I have to pay to get the " AC's Odorless Fart Release System".... You have me hooked on your products now... I don't know what i would ever do without that Cheeze Straightener.
ALLEY CAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 36093 From: Mesa, Az Registered: JUL 2000	posted 06-05-2005 08:53 AM Jim - this tip is free. Soak your chili beans in baking soda before making the chili,,,,eating cabbage items = lock yourself in a room for 36 hours,,,,,,when eating Mexican food = 3 GasX pills,,,,,,the rest is clean living NO ODOR
ed monahan Prowler Junkie Posts: 33595 From: Cincinnati, OH Registered: JUL 2000	posted 06-05-2005 02:41 PM I use Borla tips. I still have some volume but it has a hearty sound.
ALLEY CAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 36093 From: Mesa, Az Registered: JUL 2000	posted 06-05-2005 03:23 PM quote: Originally posted by ed monahan: I use Borla tips. I still have some volume but it has a hearty sound. Sandy said you pull the sheets up over her head

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