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Topic: Ah...married life...lol.
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TooHipCat Prowler Junkie Posts: 4173 From: Londonderry,NH Registered: MAR 2004
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posted 06-03-2005 11:46 PM
A man and a woman, who have never met before, find themselves assigned the same room on a train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two are tired and fall asleep, he in the upper bunk and her in the lower. At 1:00 AM, he leans over and awakens the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach in the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold." "I have a better idea", she replies, "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married." "WOW! That's a great idea!" he exclaims. "Good", she replies, "Get your own damn blanket!" After a moment of silence, he farted.
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pumpkin Prowler Junkie Posts: 7907 From: Las Cruces, NM, USA Registered: DEC 2001
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posted 06-04-2005 12:42 AM
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butchcee Prowler Junkie Posts: 7476 From: Lake Ariel, Pa. Registered: SEP 2000
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posted 06-04-2005 05:32 AM
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Lone Ranger Prowler Junkie Posts: 2120 From: Sedalia Mo USA Registered: MAY 2003
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posted 06-04-2005 02:20 PM
Would work for me. lol
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marks2000woodward Prowler Junkie Posts: 249 From: wixom, mi. usa Registered: DEC 2000
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posted 06-07-2005 09:36 AM
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