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TooHipCat
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posted 06-03-2005 11:46 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for TooHipCat     
A man and a woman, who have never met before, find
themselves assigned the same room on a train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two are tired and fall asleep, he in the upper bunk and her in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, he leans over and awakens the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach in the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea", she replies, "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."
"WOW! That's a great idea!" he exclaims.
"Good", she replies, "Get your own damn blanket!"

After a moment of silence, he farted.


pumpkin
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posted 06-04-2005 12:42 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for pumpkin     


butchcee
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posted 06-04-2005 05:32 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for butchcee     


Lone Ranger
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posted 06-04-2005 02:20 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lone Ranger     

Would work for me. lol


marks2000woodward
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posted 06-07-2005 09:36 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for marks2000woodward     


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