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Topic: Female Education Courses
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akadvs1 Prowler Junkie Posts: 385 From: Warren, Michigan, USA Registered: JUL 2002
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posted 06-03-2005 01:58 PM
Women think they already know everything, but wait! -- training courses are now available for women on the following subjects:1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before 2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits 3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits 4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After Game 5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too 6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor Is His 7. Communication Skills I: Tears -- The Last Resort, Not The First. 8. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking 9. Communication Skills III: Getting What You Want Without Nagging 10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You Can Acquire 11. Telephone Skills: How To Hang Up 12. Introduction To Parking 13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into A Space 14. Water Retention: Fact Or Fat 15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs & Butter 16. Cooking II: Bran & Tofu Are Not For Human Consumption 17. Cooking III: How Not To Inflict Your Diets On Other People 18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully 19. PMS: Your Problem… Not His 20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To 21. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have 22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice 23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together 24. Oil & Gas: Your Car Needs Both 25. TV Remotes: For Men Only
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pumpkin Prowler Junkie Posts: 7907 From: Las Cruces, NM, USA Registered: DEC 2001
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posted 06-03-2005 02:30 PM
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Lone Ranger Prowler Junkie Posts: 2120 From: Sedalia Mo USA Registered: MAY 2003
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posted 06-03-2005 04:42 PM
1. I have printed a copy of this for the little woman. 2. I'll probably be going out to dinner alone. LOL
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ed monahan Prowler Junkie Posts: 33595 From: Cincinnati, OH Registered: JUL 2000
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posted 06-03-2005 05:00 PM
akadvs, I am presuming you are still single or scheduled for divorce court on Monday. lol Pretty funny stuff.
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