Posts: 7907
From: Las Cruces, NM, USA
Registered: DEC 2001

posted 06-02-2005 10:12 AM         

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Subject: Then wash your hands and give me some jelly beans

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of Tampax
and proceeded to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asked the
older boy, "Son, how old are you?"

Eight," the boy replied. The man continued, "Do you know how these are
used?"

The boy replied, "Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They are for him.
He's my brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you use these you would
be able to swim and ride a bike. He can't do either one."

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