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Kevin A
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posted 05-30-2005 11:15 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Kevin A     
An elderly man lay dying in his bed. In death's agony, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookies wafting up the stairs.

He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed.

Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and with even greater effort forced himself down the stairs, gripping the railing with both hands.

With labored breath, he leaned against the door frame, gazing into the kitchen. Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven.

There, spread out upon newspapers on the kitchen table were literally hundreds of his favorite chocolate chip cookies.

Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of heroic love from his devoted wife, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man?

Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself toward the table, landing on his knees in a rumpled posture.

His parched lips parted; the wondrous taste of the cookie was already in his mouth; seemingly bringing him back to life.

The aged and withered hand, shakingly made its way to a cookie at the edge of the table, when it was suddenly smacked with a spatula by his wife.

"Stay out of those," she said, "they're for the funeral."



pumpkin
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posted 05-30-2005 12:12 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for pumpkin     


Dave Mills
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posted 05-30-2005 12:17 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Dave Mills     
I like that....


xpguy
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posted 05-30-2005 06:11 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for xpguy     


Lone Ranger
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posted 05-30-2005 07:42 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lone Ranger     



evil elf
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posted 05-30-2005 09:33 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for evil elf     
That would be me, slaping Ty-k's hands--- really!~!~!


CJ
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posted 05-31-2005 09:34 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for CJ     
Too funny!


Fat Pat
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posted 06-02-2005 07:15 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Fat Pat     
That would be Ed Monahan slapping hell out of AC!! (hey...he does it all the time...it must be OK)


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