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tangled up in BLUE Prowler Junkie Posts: 11086 From: New Castle, Ind Registered: DEC 2000	posted 05-28-2005 12:07 PM ...I must admit, it is difficult to find good help these days....but how do they find suicide/homicide bombers....is it the short hours, 76 virgins, early retirement, burial in a cigar box.... ...this poor SOB not only hired in for a short career, but his bomb exploded prematurely on the way to his destination saving the lives of unknown innocents...he is to be commended for a job poorly executed... ...how about a 'Drive Away Program'...the USA fills a lot full of cars loaded with explosives...run an ad, hire a fleet of these guys, hand them the keys to all the vehicles, then as they leave the parking lot...BOOM !!! ...the only memorial these guys will ever have is a pothole in the street where they met Allah.... This message has been edited by tangled up in BLUE on 05-28-2005 at 12:40 PM
Chromer Prowler Junkie Posts: 2723 From: Denver, Colorado, USA Registered: DEC 2000	posted 05-28-2005 12:43 PM Geezz..those Iraqi police are strict...the poor dead SOB is getting a ticket too??
ALLEY CAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 36093 From: Mesa, Az Registered: JUL 2000	posted 05-28-2005 02:53 PM Good one Chromer,,,,,,look,,I think his car had "suicide doors",,,,,,,,maybe he was parked in a tow away zone.
halicat unregistered Posts: 36093 From: Mesa, Az Registered: JUL 2000	posted 05-28-2005 04:04 PM i believe the ticket would be for littering...or urinating in public
ed monahan Prowler Junkie Posts: 33595 From: Cincinnati, OH Registered: JUL 2000	posted 05-29-2005 02:06 AM Can't be a handicapped zone violation, the dude has no legs.
larrypen Prowler Junkie Posts: 220 From: Suffolk Va. USA Registered: OCT 2003	posted 05-29-2005 08:40 PM I just hope the SOB knew what was happening 2 secs before it went off...Sucks to be them ------------------ 2000 Black Peal/Purple flake . ..TGF hardtop... Larry Lord Wonder Bar...Front & Rear splash guards...Carlini chrome headrest covers... Inside Trim kit...K&N Cold Air System...Removed Sunvisers...Rear Bumper Shimmers... Sheepskin seat covers...Bola exhaust...Prowler Pro Headers...Pro Gears...TGF Door panels...Front Bumpers Removed...Larry Lord Hinge Protectors...Real Rod Air patrol...Real Rod Transmission Cooler Cover...HID headlight's...Real Rod Chrome Door & Carpet Protectors...Stellar 300 watt sound...Tom Mills light kit...Chrome grill....Real Rod Weekender...42,500 miles of smiles & no tickets..... Larry Pennington Skydive Suffolk Inc. "Teach by the way you Live" www.skydivesuffolk.com
GenoTex Prowler Junkie Posts: 8492 From: Oakfield, WI, USA Registered: MAR 2002	posted 05-30-2005 03:20 AM ya gotta admit, TUIB,................... 76 virgins WOULD be a draw
samthejeepman Prowler Junkie Posts: 1369 From: manahawkin, nj, ocean Registered: APR 2002	posted 05-30-2005 10:30 PM they could save alot of money on bombs, all they have to do is come here and buy every pinto !!!!!!
tangled up in BLUE Prowler Junkie Posts: 11086 From: New Castle, Ind Registered: DEC 2000	posted 05-30-2005 10:38 PM quote: Originally posted by GenoTex: ya gotta admit, TUIB,................... 76 virgins WOULD be a draw not all virgins are pretty....could be 76 fat chix with braided arm pits ....
Prowl 36 Prowler Junkie Posts: 1088 From: Palm Bay, Florida, US Registered: APR 2005	posted 05-30-2005 11:29 PM EVEN AS YOUNGSTERS THEY HAVE SUICIDAL TENDENCIES
CJ Prowler Junkie Posts: 18860 From: Rochester Hills, MI USA Registered: JUL 2000	posted 05-31-2005 07:54 PM I'll never understand how one can do that...in the name of religion. Religion and violence just doesn't seem to go hand-in-hand.

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