Posts: 7907
From: Las Cruces, NM, USA
Registered: DEC 2001

posted 05-27-2005 10:03 AM         

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Will Rogers, who died in a plane crash with Wylie Post in 1935, was
probably the greatest political sage this country has ever known.Enjoy
the following:

1. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.

2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
3. There are 2 theories to arguing
with a woman...neither works.
4. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
5. Always drink upstream from the herd.
6. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.
7. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it
and put it back in your pocket.
8. There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn by
reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have
to pee on the electric fence and find out for themselves.
9. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that
comes from bad judgement
10. If you're riding' ahead of the herd, take a look back
every now and then to make sure it's still there.
11. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n
puttin' it back.
12. After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so
good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and
shot him. The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your
mouth shu

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