posted 05-25-2005 11:19 AM         

You're from Texas if...........

You can properly pronounce Corsicana, Palestine, Decatur, Nacogdoches, Wichita Falls, San Antonio, MEXIA, Waco, and Amarillo.

You think that people who complain about the wind in their states are sissies. A tornado-warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look for a funnel.

You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.

You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by the distance to the door, but by the availability of shade.

Stores don't have bags, they have sacks.

You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent.

Little Smokies are something you serve only for special occasions.

You go to the lake because you think it is like going to the ocean.

You listen to the weather forecast before picking out an outfit.

You know cowpies are not made of beef.

Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding date.

You have known someone who has had one belt buckle bigger than your fist.

You aren't surprised to find movie rental, ammunition, and bait all in the same store.

A Mercedes Benz is not a status symbol. A Chevy 4x4 is.

You know everything goes better with Ranch.

You actually get these jokes and are "fixin' " to send them to your friends.

Finally, you are 100% Texan if you have ever heard this conversation:
"You wanna coke?"
"Yeah."
"What kind?"
"Dr. Pepper."

posted 05-25-2005 09:52 PM         

and finally....

posted 05-26-2005 01:03 AM         

I just dont understand why it's newsworthy! LOL