posted 05-24-2005 09:14 AM         

Subject: Daddy Longlegs

> >>DADDY LONGLEGS...

> A father watched his daughter playing in the garden.
> He smiled as he reflected on > how sweet and innocent his little
> girl was.
> Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over
> to her and noticed she > was looking at two spiders mating. "Daddy,
> what are those two spiders doing?" she asked "They're mating," her
> father replied. "What > do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she
> asked.
> "That's a Daddy Longlegs." Her fathe answered. "So, the other one
> is a Mommy Long legs?" the little girl asked. "No," her father
replied.
> "Both of them are Daddy Longlegs." > The little girl thought for a
> moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat. "Well, we're not
having
> any of that **** in our garden."