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From: Marshall,Mo.65340
Registered: DEC 2002

posted 05-02-2005 12:35 PM         

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A visiting minister during the offertory prayer:

"Dear Lord," he began with arms extended and a rapturous look on his
upturned face, "without you we are but dust..."

He would have continued, but at that moment one very observant little
girl (who was listening carefully, for a
change!) leaned over to her mother and asked quite audibly in her
shrill little girl voice,

"Mommy, what IS butt dust?"

Church was pretty much over at that point.

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Posts: 2418
From: Marshall,Mo.65340
Registered: DEC 2002

posted 05-04-2005 08:20 AM         

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Originally posted by Fat Pat:
You are BAD Bill!! Hey how is my favorite secretary doing down there?? I told her if her husband ever started treating her badly TO CALL ME COLLECT!!

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I think she lost your number. LOL! I'll check when I go to coffee this morning. By the way, I found several more items for you. Next time you are headed up thru Waverly, let me know. I'm hungry for carp. I'll meet you up there and buy your lunch. Bill

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