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From: Marshall,Mo.65340
Registered: DEC 2002

posted 04-25-2005 10:47 AM

> Farmer's Advice:
>
>
> * Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.
>
> * Life ain't about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how
> well you bounce.
>
> * Keep skunks and bankers and lawyers at a distance.
>
> * Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.
>
> * A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.
>
> * Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not yelled.
>
> * Meanness don't jes' happen overnight.
>
> * Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.
>
> * Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.
>
> * It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.
>
> * You cannot unsay a cruel word.
>
> * Every path has a few puddles.
>
> * When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.
>
> * The best sermons are lived, not preached.
>
> * Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen
anyway.
>
> * Don't judge folks by their relatives.
>
> * Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
>
> * Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think
> back, you'll enjoy it a second time.
>
> * Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't botherin' you none.
>
> * Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
>
> * The easiest way to eat crow is while it's still warm, 'cause the
> colder it gets, the harder it is to swaller.
>
> * If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop
> diggin'.
>
> * It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
>
> * Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.
>
> * The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with,
> watches you from the mirror every mornin'.
>
> * Always drink upstream from the herd.
>
> * Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from
> bad judgment.
>
> * Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin'
> it back in.
>
> * If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try
> orderin' somebody else's dog around.
>

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