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samthejeepman
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From: manahawkin, nj, ocean
Registered: APR 2002

posted 04-19-2005 03:05 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for samthejeepman     
Three little boys were concerned because they couldn't
get anyone to play with them. They decided it was
because they had not been baptized and didn't go to
Sunday School.
So, they went to the nearest church. Only the janitor
was there. One said, "because no one will come out and
play with us. Will you baptize us?"

"Sure," said the janitor. He took them into the
bathroom and dunked their heads in the toilet bowl,
one at a time. Then he said, "Now go out and play."

When they got outside, dripping wet, one of them
asked, "What religion do you think we are?"

The oldest one said, "We're not Katlick, because they
pour the water on you. We're not Babtis because they
dunk all of you in it. We're not Methdiss because they
just sprinkle you."

The littlest one said, "Didn't you smell that water?"

"Yeah! What do you think that means?"

I think it means that we're "Pisscopalians!"


pumpkin
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Posts: 7907
From: Las Cruces, NM, USA
Registered: DEC 2001

posted 04-19-2005 03:55 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for pumpkin     


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