Posts: 7907
From: Las Cruces, NM, USA
Registered: DEC 2001

posted 04-18-2005 09:37 AM         

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You know you're living in 2005 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.
6. You go home after a long day at work you still answer the  phone
in a business manner.
7. You make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to  get an outside line.
8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for  three different companies.
10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.
11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.
12. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home.
13. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.
14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't  have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go to get it.
15. You get up in the morning and go on-line before getting your coffee.
16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.
17. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
18. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.
19. You are too busy to notice there wasn't a #9 on this list.
20. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9  on this list.
AND NOW YOU'RE LAUGHING at yourself.

Posts: 36093
From: Mesa, Az
Registered: JUL 2000

posted 04-18-2005 10:00 AM         

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You know your living in 2005,,,,when you register at the POA and your profile says:

Occupation: jobless
Location: tehran iran

Its the end of the world,,,I tell ya,,,the end of the world

Posts: 2120
From: Sedalia Mo USA
Registered: MAY 2003

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From: Chandler, AZ USA
Registered: JUL 2000

Posts: 3017
From: Sweet Home Northern Bama, USA
Registered: JUL 2004

Posts: 3017
From: Sweet Home Northern Bama, USA
Registered: JUL 2004

.... we had a telephone system installed at the house....have to dial 9 every time....

Posts: 18860
From: Rochester Hills, MI USA
Registered: JUL 2000

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