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halicat
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posted 04-14-2005 03:16 PM           
A man goes into a gun store handy to his home and is looking at some nice hunting rifles that all have scopes on them....he says to the clerk

" I'm looking for one that has lots of power and a scope to match, which one do you suggest ?"

"I suggest this 30-06 browning semi automatic, it comes with this very powerfull scope "

the clerk hold the rifle up as if aiming out the window towards a house up on the hill and says ...

" now, that house way up on the hill... i'm looking right up there now and i can see clearly into the window and .....actually there is an older lady.... she's have sex with this young man "

"That house up on the hill is mine !! "
exclaims the man,
" and that woman must be my wife !!! "

the visibley upset man then says in a low voice....

" I'll pay you $20,000 to shoot her in the head and another $10,000 to shoot off his private parts"

"its a Deal ! " says the clerk

"I think i can do that with one shot !!"

pumpkin
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Lone Ranger
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posted 04-14-2005 06:29 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lone Ranger     

Geez...i really didn't understand that joke. LOL



tangled up in BLUE
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posted 04-15-2005 06:41 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for tangled up in BLUE     


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