posted 04-13-2005 10:24 AM         

There was a gentleman living in a small village who had a stomach
disorder
that required him to drink the milk of a nursing mother.

Well, there weren't too many women in the village nursing babies, and
even
fewer who would agree to allow a grown man to suck on their breast. But
low
and behold, the poor man finally found a rather buxom young girl who had
recently given birth and was willing to help him out -- for a price.

The man was desperate because his condition was growing worse, so he
agreed
to pay the woman the amount of money she demanded. After all, the woman
had a
newborn baby to care for and the father had abandoned them to their
fate.

The first day was a bit awkward as the man showed up and, with a bit of
anxiety and embarrassment, leaned over and began to suckle the woman's
breast.

Well, weeks went by and the awkwardness began to fade.

One day, the woman realized that the man's suckling was beginning to
arouse
her sexually. It became almost unbearable and finally, in a sensuous
voice,
she purred, "Is there anything else you'd like?"

The man paused in his suckling for a moment, looked up at her, and
replied,
"Yeah. Got any cookies?"