Author	Topic:   Awful
Jim C Prowler Junkie Posts: 537 From: Corona, Ca Registered: JUL 2004	posted 04-12-2005 01:28 PM          Awful...... just awful..... > >Prince Charles was driving around his mother's estate when he >accidentally ran over her favorite dog, a Corgi, crushing it to a pulp. > >He got out of his Range Rover and sat down on the grass totally >distraught. The whole world was against him and now his mother would go >ballistic. Suddenly he noticed a lamp half-buried in the ground. He dug >it up, polished it and immediately a genie appeared. > >'You have freed me from thousands of years of imprisonment,' said the >genie. 'As a reward I shall grant you one wish.' > >'Well,' said the Prince, 'I have all the material things I need, but >let me show you this dog.' > >They walk over to the splattered remains of the dog. > >'Do you think you could bring this dog back to life for me?' the Prince >asked. > >The genie carefully looked at the remains and shook his head. 'This >body is too far gone for even me to bring it back to life. Is there >something else you would like?' > >The Prince thought for a minute, reached into his pocket and pulled out >two photos. > >'I was married to this beautiful woman called Diana,' said Prince >Charles, showing the genie the first photo. 'But now I love this woman >called Camilla,' and he showed the genie the second photo. 'You see >Camilla isn't beautiful at all, so do you think you can make Camilla as >beautiful as Diana?' > >The genie studied the two photographs and after a few minutes said, >'Let's have a look at that dog again.'
MDProwler Prowler Junkie Posts: 5250 From: Fallston,MD USA Registered: JUL 2003	posted 04-12-2005 07:28 PM

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