posted 04-12-2005 07:36 AM         

the

> station, the three men each buy a ticket and watch as the three women

buy

> just one ticket.

>

> "How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks one

of

> the men. "Watch and learn," answers one of the women. They all board the

> train.

>

> The three men take their respective seats but all three women cram into

a

> toilet together and close the door.

>

> Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around

> collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket,

> please." The door opens just a crack, and a single arm emerges with a

> ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.

>

> The men see this happen and agree it was quite a clever idea; so, after

> the game, they decide to do the same thing on the return trip and save

> some money.

>

> When they get to the station they buy a single ticket for the return

trip

> but see, to their astonishment, that the three women don't buy any

ticket

> at all!!

>

> "How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed man.

>

> "Watch and learn," answer the women.

>

> When they board the train, the three men cram themselves into a toilet,

> and the three women cram into another toilet just down the way. Shortly

> after the train is on its way, one of the women leaves her toilet and

> walks over to the toilet in which the men are hiding. The woman knocks

on

> their door and says, "Ticket, please."

>