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Bcoffman Gray Ghost Prowler Junkie Posts: 2418 From: Marshall,Mo.65340 Registered: DEC 2002	posted 04-12-2005 06:53 AM The phone rang. The lady of the house answered. --- "Yes?" --- "Mrs. Ward, please." --- "Speaking" --- "Mrs. Ward, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical Testing Laboratory. When your doctor sent your husband's samples to the lab, the samples from another Mr. Ward were sent as well and we are now uncertain which one is your husband's. Frankly, it is either bad or terrible." --- "What do you mean?" Mrs. Ward asked. --- "Well, one Mr. Ward has tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other for AIDS. We can't tell which your husband's is." --- "That's terrible! Can we do the test over?" questioned Mrs Ward. --- "Normally, yes. But Medicare won't pay for these expensive tests more than once." --- "Well, what am I supposed to do now?" --- "The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him."
RED5 Prowler Junkie Posts: 2167 From: USA Registered: JUN 2004	posted 04-12-2005 08:05 AM
Lone Ranger Prowler Junkie Posts: 2120 From: Sedalia Mo USA Registered: MAY 2003	posted 04-12-2005 10:52 AM That's cold. lol

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