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Topic: Helpful Information If You Are Going To Buy a House
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Howard Prowler Junkie Posts: 1749 From: Valencia, CA, USA Registered: JAN 2005
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posted 04-11-2005 11:52 PM
Realtor TranslationsWhat they really mean. “Easy Commute” = Located on freeway entrance ramp. “Much Sought – After” = It’s been on the market at least twice before and no one wants it. “Bedroom Community” = Neighbors gossip so much, you might as well invite them into your bedroom. “Seclude Setting” =Far from everything convenient. “Security System” = Current owner has a dog they are willing to sell with the house. “Scenic View”= Of your neighbors pool. “A Wealth Of Period Features”=Dry rot, leaky basement and an electrical service best operated in rubber gloves. “Completely Upgraded” = Avocado dishwasher and harvest gold carpeting or visa versa. “Fixer Upper”= Stay clear unless you have a lot of money. “Sunny and Bright”=Curtains, blinds and other window treatments not included. ”Prestigious Neighborhood”= Filled with wealthy snobbish neighbors. “Studio”= About the size of a peanut shell. “Unique City Home”= Use to be a warehouse. “Wide Open Floor Plan”=Previous owner removed supporting walls. “Starter Home”= Run down, needs work. “Rustic Charm”=Needs major structural repair. “Park- like Setting”=There is a tree down the block on the left. “Charming”=Snow White might fit, but five of the dwarfs might have to find their own place. “You’ll love it”=No you won’t. “Natural Setting”=The deer will eat anything you plant. “And much, much more”=Can’t think of anything else to say about this heap. “Low Maintenance”=No landscaping or grass. “Deceptive Appearance”=It looks, really, really terrible. “Estate”=50,000 acre ranch tract in Texas, 3-acre tract in Connecticut, and 1,500 square foot resident in New York City.
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tangled up in BLUE Prowler Junkie Posts: 11086 From: New Castle, Ind Registered: DEC 2000
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posted 04-12-2005 12:00 AM
ps....before I make my usual witty smarta$$ remarks, I am waiting to see if this thread disappears too....
This message has been edited by tangled up in BLUE on 04-12-2005 at 12:00 AM
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Lone Ranger Prowler Junkie Posts: 2120 From: Sedalia Mo USA Registered: MAY 2003
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posted 04-12-2005 12:02 AM
Hey Howard...what's up with that?
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Howard Prowler Junkie Posts: 1749 From: Valencia, CA, USA Registered: JAN 2005
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posted 04-12-2005 12:07 AM
Hocus Pocus It will stay. I had to do some editing to my earlier post.
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tangled up in BLUE Prowler Junkie Posts: 11086 From: New Castle, Ind Registered: DEC 2000
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posted 04-12-2005 12:09 AM
Originally posted by Howard: I had to do some editing to my earlier post. ******************************************************* no sh!t
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Lone Ranger Prowler Junkie Posts: 2120 From: Sedalia Mo USA Registered: MAY 2003
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posted 04-12-2005 12:10 AM
quote: Originally posted by tangled up in BLUE: Originally posted by Howard: I had to do some editing to my earlier post. ******************************************************* no sh!t
Now thats funny...lol
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