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From: Marshall,Mo.65340
Registered: DEC 2002

posted 04-10-2005 02:34 PM         

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Prince Charles was driving around his mother's estate when he
> accidentally ran over her favorite dog, a Corgi, crushing it to a
pulp.
>
> He got out of his Range Rover and sat down on the grass totally
> distraught. The whole world was against him and now his mother
> would go ballistic.
>
> Suddenly he noticed a lamp half-buried in the ground. He dug it up,
> polished it and immediately a genie appeared.
>
> 'You have freed me from thousands of years of imprisonment,' said
> the genie. 'As a reward I shall grant you one wish.'
>
> 'Well,' said the Prince, 'I have all the material things I need,
> but let me show you this dog.'
>
> They walk over to the splattered remains of the dog. 'Do you think
> you could bring this dog back to life for me?' the Prince asked.
>
> The genie carefully looked at the remains and shook his head.
> 'This body is too far gone for even me to bring it back to life.
> Is there something else you would like?'
>
> The Prince thought for a minute, reached into his pocket and pulled
> out two photos. 'I was married to this beautiful woman called Diana,'
> said Prince Charles, showing the genie the first photo. 'But now I
> love this woman called Camilla,' and he showed the genie the second
> photo. 'You see Camilla isn't beautiful at all, so do you think
you can
> make Camilla as beautiful as Diana?'
>
> The genie studied the two photographs and after a few minutes said,
> 'Let's have a look at that dog again

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