Posts: 1369
From: manahawkin, nj, ocean
Registered: APR 2002

posted 04-09-2005 08:59 PM         

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A guy is out with buddies - has few drinks - is feeling a little frisky
but, true to his wife, goes home. He finds her sound asleep in bed with
her mouth wide open, so he gets two aspirin and drops them in her mouth.
After starting to choke, she manages to recover, and gasping, asks her
husband, "What did you put in my mouth?"

He answered her, "Two aspirin."

Screaming she replied, "BUT I DON'T HAVE A HEADACHE!"

Smiling, her husband whispers, "That's all I wanted to hear...."

Posts: 2120
From: Sedalia Mo USA
Registered: MAY 2003

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