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Topic: John, the farmer
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Bcoffman Gray Ghost Prowler Junkie Posts: 2418 From: Marshall,Mo.65340 Registered: DEC 2002
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posted 04-09-2005 10:36 AM
John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called pullets and eight or ten roosters, whose job was to fertilize the eggs. The farmer kept records and any rooster that didn't perform went into the soup pot and was replaced.That took an awful lot of his time so he bought a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone so John could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing. Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report simply by listening to the bells. The farmer's favorite rooster was old Butch, a very fine specimen he was, too. But on this particular morning John noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all! John went to investigate. The other roosters were chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. The pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover. BUT, to Farmer John's amazement, Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one. John was so proud of Butch, he entered him in the county fair. Butch became an overnight sensation among the judges. The result: the judges not only awarded Butch the "No Bell Piece Prize" but they also awarded him the "Pulletsurprise" as well. Clearly Butch was a Politician in the making. Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention?
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tangled up in BLUE Prowler Junkie Posts: 11086 From: New Castle, Ind Registered: DEC 2000
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posted 04-09-2005 10:42 AM
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Lone Ranger Prowler Junkie Posts: 2120 From: Sedalia Mo USA Registered: MAY 2003
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posted 04-09-2005 11:58 AM
Very funny!
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Dave and Bev DeSeife Prowler Junkie Posts: 65 From: Kenosha, WI. USA Registered: APR 2001
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posted 04-09-2005 12:09 PM
I think our Mayor's name is BUTCH!
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ed monahan Prowler Junkie Posts: 33595 From: Cincinnati, OH Registered: JUL 2000
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posted 04-09-2005 01:29 PM
Good one
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BuckNekkid Prowler Junkie Posts: 652 From: Ocala, FL Registered: JUN 2003
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posted 04-09-2005 02:46 PM
You forgot the rest of the story.On his way to his truck at the end of the day, he was carrying Butch under one arm and one of his hens under the other. It suddenly dawned on him that his donkey had wandered off on their way through the fair. As it happens an attractive women was passing by, so he smiled at her and nonchalantly asked her if she would be so kind as to hold his c*ck and pullett 'cause he was gonna need both hands to find his a$$. Good thing the local sheriff was his cousin.... This message has been edited by BuckNekkid on 04-09-2005 at 02:48 PM
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halicat unregistered Posts: 652 From: Ocala, FL Registered: JUN 2003
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posted 04-09-2005 03:00 PM
it just gets better and better..
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pumpkin Prowler Junkie Posts: 7907 From: Las Cruces, NM, USA Registered: DEC 2001
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posted 04-09-2005 03:02 PM
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pumpkin Prowler Junkie Posts: 7907 From: Las Cruces, NM, USA Registered: DEC 2001
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posted 04-09-2005 03:03 PM
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Dave and Bev DeSeife Prowler Junkie Posts: 65 From: Kenosha, WI. USA Registered: APR 2001
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posted 04-10-2005 12:44 AM
Yep, thats our Butch! George W. Butch!
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