posted 03-24-2005 08:16 AM         

estate to his Beloved widow, but she can't touch it

'til she's 14.

How can you tell if an Arkansas redneck is married?

There's dried Tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup truck.

Did you hear that they have raised the minimum

drinking age in Arkansas to 32? It seems they want to

keep alcohol out of the high schools.

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What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Arkansas?

Documentaries.

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Where was the toothbrush invented? Arkansas. If it had

been invented anywhere else, it would have been called

a teeth brush.

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An Arkansas State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-64

and says to the driver, "Got any I.D.?" and the driver

replies "Bout wut?"

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The governor's mansion in Arkansas burned down! Yep,

Pert near took out the whole trailer park. The library

was a total loss, too. Both books -- poof! up in

flames, and they hadn't even finished coloring one of

them.

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A new law was recently passed in Arkansas . . . When a

couple gets divorced they are STILL cousins.

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At the scene of the accident a trooper asked the

Arkansas driver what gear he was in at the moment of

impact. He replied, "tractor hat and camouflage

hunting outfit"

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Folks in Arkansas now go to movies in groups of 18.

They were told "17 and under are not admitted."

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An Arkansas man spoke frantically into the phone, "My

wife is pregnant and her contractions are only 2

minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?", the doctor

asked. "No ya dummy" the man shouted, "This is her