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KlasKat Prowler Junkie Posts: 1835 From: Centennial Co. USA Registered: MAR 2003	posted 03-23-2005 12:43 PM The Cremated Husband Martha recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home. Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the patio table. Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to him. "Herman, you know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money!" She paused for a minute tracing her fingers in the ashes then said," Herman, remember that new car you promised me? Well, I also bought it with the insurance money!" Again, she paused for a few minutes and while tracing her fingers into the ashes she said, "Herman, that emerald necklace you promised me? Bought it too, with the insurance money! Finally, still tracing her fingers in the ashes, she said,"Herman, remember that blow job I promised you? ...... Here it comes!
halicat unregistered Posts: 1835 From: Centennial Co. USA Registered: MAR 2003	posted 03-23-2005 12:51 PM
pumpkin Prowler Junkie Posts: 7907 From: Las Cruces, NM, USA Registered: DEC 2001	posted 03-23-2005 01:31 PM That really made me wet my pants and almost spit out my teeth.
Lone Ranger Prowler Junkie Posts: 2120 From: Sedalia Mo USA Registered: MAY 2003	posted 03-23-2005 03:10 PM So i have to wait until i die? lol

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