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Author Topic:   Dinner Conversation.
pumpkin
Prowler Junkie

Posts: 7907
From: Las Cruces, NM, USA
Registered: DEC 2001

posted 03-21-2005 08:41 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for pumpkin     
Dinner Conversation...

WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
MAN: Definitely not!
WOMAN: Why not - don't you like being married?
MAN: Of course I do.
WOMAN: Then why wouldn't you remarry?
MAN: Okay, I'd get married again.
WOMAN: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)
MAN: (makes audible groan)
WOMAN: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
MAN: Where else would we sleep?
WOMAN: Would you replace my pictures with hers?
MAN: That would seem like the proper thing to do.
WOMAN: Would she use my golf clubs?
MAN: No, she's left-handed.
WOMAN: - - - silence - - -
MAN: Uh Oh.



ALLEY CAT
Prowler Junkie

Posts: 36093
From: Mesa, Az
Registered: JUL 2000

posted 03-21-2005 09:06 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for ALLEY CAT     

caught,,,,,,,,

Lone Ranger
Prowler Junkie

Posts: 2120
From: Sedalia Mo USA
Registered: MAY 2003

posted 03-21-2005 09:30 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lone Ranger     

Got em...



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